T-Shirt — “I’m Not a Person You Should Put On Speakerphone” Funny Statement Tee
Description
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight, breathable tee says what you feel before you even open your mouth. Soft ring-spun cotton and a classic crew give it a lived-in comfort that layers easily under a jacket or stands on its own while you lounge. The bold, hand-lettered message reads like a little rebellion against unsolicited calls and awkward small talk — worn by someone who values quiet, clarity, and the right to set boundaries without apology. It pairs with jeans or joggers for slow mornings, road trips, or scaled-back social catch-ups where you want to be comfortable and candid.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for soft, lightweight feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG printed main design with optional DTF sleeve/neck labels for crisp graphics
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced materials
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.